Saturday, August 4, 2007

okay, stop misunderstanding me fucks. i.am.not.a.fucking.btich !
i just got that look from this old btich herself giving me that stare. i had a friendly face on which i'll explain why later. so i was like still smiling when i walked up the slope. she looked at me with this btichy face that expresses this who's-more-beautiful expression thang. she looked away after seeing my friendly face. okay nevermind. the reason why i'm a happy swan ; after sending farah off to her bus, i turned to walk back but my eyes caught sight of this old lady. we looked at each other and i smiled to her all the time but she just gave me that straight face with. you know? those old people's face that look one and a half times frownier than us when they don't smile because they have saggy skin and it makes them look like they're giving you the inverted u? yeah. then she stopped, and looked at me. being the kind and loving queen, i stopped too. she then placed both her hands on my shoulder and asked.

" ni shi sei ah ? " who are you ah ?

" *wtfucking hell. you don't bloody remember me ? * err. nei ge. zu zai (don't know what to call her) and pointed up to the slope which meant the place there. "

" orh ! zu zai wo nu er de jia ah ? " oh ! live there one ah ?

" diu ah => "

" orh ( she then broke into the big beautiful smile which resembled my guardian's smile except that i won't compliment her -.- ) waa, ne bian de hen mei wo dou ren bu chu lai le " oooh. wow you become more pretty already i cannot regconize you already !

HAHAHA ! which made me smile like mad. i was grinning. okay you may be wondering like what a silly pig i would be to actually take it for real but she was serious okay ! she then asked me if i was wearing my school uniform. haha, cute question right ? i adore old people. they look so frail and adorable i wanna pinch them squeeze them and hug them ~~ !!!! >.< anyways, i have to say that alllllllll her children are bloody fucks. they're not even close to their granny. they used to go to her house every tuesdays or wednesdays which i don't care but now, they fucking choose not to go. i mean like what sia !? she's mom like hello ? how can you like be so ignorant towards her ? she worked hard to keep you stupid people alive leh and you guys are repaying her like this. you all are just some omgomgomgomgomgomg people. okay maybe because it's totally different from my family back home because we stay together. we love and we have meals together. we don't you stay in abc and i stay in xyz so it's too far a distance to travel to visit and have meals together when actually, it's just 20 blocks of distance ! not only guardian's family. but many other singaporean families too. we don't just dump our grandparents in that old fuckin folks' home you know ? okay nevermind. i'm too caring sometimes. ahhhh ! how could i forget ! i was like sitting on the chair \ it's called at the bus stop with farah when this guy looked at me but not my face, just somewhere below the face the whole time he walked past me.
" okay, is it me is it he really looking ah ? "
" he looking, he looking. "
he then proceeded to talking to his friends. and i heard that familiar language ; it was burmese. my darling country. i glanced over to him and he was omgomgomgomg handsome ! okay, maybe not that much. he was just fine. no, more than fine. but less than double hot. farah agreed that he was good looking also. but but but. farah's bus came. so i couldn't talk to him, which i doubt i could. i was like " i have to talk to him, i have to ~! " but that bloody bus had to spoil my beautiful plan. so there i walked and then i saw the ahma blah. okay, i have to blog about this. i hate miss c omgomgomg much. she fucking asked me to take out my nose stud. and i was close to tears because she doesn't understand ~! i choose to plaster my stud over just so the teachers won't catch me. i fucking chose to use a plaster to cover it when i can bloody well show it off to the whole world right ? i respect the school by not exposing it, i fucking respectED the school by not exposing it you know? and there're so many shiets that have their noses pierced but you don't catch them ? why ? just because they're ahlianbengs and i'm not ? so i can't shout back at y'all ? i fucking respect y'all by talking shiet sweet to y'all when you fucking shiets raise your oh-i'm-so-fierce-and-i-demand-you-to voice at me ! i don't care la. from today on, i'm never ever gonna smile to you you bloody watch out. i fucking am not gonna give a shiet to your existence, let alone your presence. fuck you.
can't you be like mr zukiflee? i proudly spell his name out cauz i like him. them other students not cauz they don't understand. mr z is so much better. he's my favourite male teacher including mr chong and mr shenjian.
i was walking to the water cooler when i saw mr z.

" what happen to your nose ( or something ) ah ? ( with that he knows look, nicely. ) "
" huh, got pimple ^^ "
" is it pimple or piercing ? "
" huh, but i cover leh, see. "

then i forgot what. but he was really nice and friendly towards it. we smiled while we talked unlike some motherfucking neckless pukiherblah ( i learnt it just today. supposed to be bukimacau. but the meaning's kinda like poisonous. i called neckless bukimacau at first but i was like can change the mom part or not cauz i don't wanna scold her mom cauz she's innocent. so it's puki her *name. and then the other time when i saw him, he was like.
" then now what. loose plaster already. "
then pointed to his nose. i didn't catch what he said but i smiled widely to him. asked farah then she told me. and then the other time when i was wearing this bling bling earring last year. he came and was like.
" what? ( forgot what ) caret earring ah ? "
" huh, haha. no la, fake one la ^^ "
see. be like him you neckless shiet. fuck you mbzillion harder.
oh yes. another shiet i sadly have to mention. she's is such a ..., shiet. she came to me and asked me about what my parents do, which part of myanmar i stay in, which part of thailand i stay in, blah blah blah

" okay, can can. next time i come you help me get a hotel okay? but of course we'll say the money. "
" haha, no need la. next time you come you come stay in my house. "
" why, your house very big and nice ah ? "
" yeh, my mom just bought it last year. then damn big and nice. you next time come stay la. "
" okay, ya, can ah ? okay, you have to give me your contact number. "
" okay, i'll give you my uncle's number in thailand. next time you go you just call him. "
" okay, so i have to get your singapore and thailand number. "

tsktsk. she was one of the bargain queens from china ( we went there with them. ) oh yes, speaking of which ah, eh. next time if you ever get a chance to come to myanmar, must come my house okay! it's very very omgomgomgomgomg nice ~!!! i'm not saying it just because it's my house. it's because it's really nice. it's painted white and it's 2 big and wide levels from the front. you enter this office and there'll be a staircase which will lead you to the 3rd level. 3rd level is servants' bedroom and a god place. and a big empty space which jaw & i suggested to momsie to turn into a dance "studio" with mirrowed walls. haha ! cauz we took up ballroom dancing so we were like bloody excited la. anyways, if you're tired, there's a mini jacuzzi in momsie's room that awaits you ~! if you're bored, you can sit at this place which i don't know how to call. it's like english's breakfast place. the roof's made of glass. so the sunlight passes down into the place. you can relax and enjoy the scenery from there. if you need a rural feel, you can just on this switch and there'll be water falling from the " mountains " in this back of the house pond. not to forget this thing my uncle bought. you on it and there's this bird chirping and this wave flowing sound.
yeah ^-^v
there's also a big garden in the front and there're tables and chair around for you to sit and sip that tea and coffe of your and that oj, ovaltine and milk of mine. there're empty spaces around the car park and park and house itself for you to run and play about. aiya. i suck at describing. i'll just take a pic when i get back end of this year ~! hopefully =>
alrigty right. dinner's screaming my name.

i'm you new found jealousy.
-Saturday, August 04, 2007